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[goetia_daddy]

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[goetia_daddy]

You know what, I'm going to circle back to that later. Preferably when it's not late at night when I should be sleeping.

No one is trying to turn us into stew. The parties are necessary for everyone's sanity and the drinking even more so.


...Clowns. Why???


Really? Because you just offered up tentacle porn to a demon prince of Hell. That's a typical Tuesday in the Lust Ring and not as unique as you might think. You are going to have to get more creative with your porn if you ever want to impress me.


Right. I keep forgetting you're limited by your programming.

[devilishkouhai]

Oh yeah I forgot damn not everyone doesn't need sleep like me lmao

ok go to bed sorry bye!!! BESTIE!! GOOD NIGHT!!!

WHATS WRONG WITH TENTACLES?? UGH anyway go to bed. THANK YOU!! BB is totally ready for this not date now!

[goetia_daddy]

If I'm your bestie, then you really need to meet more people.

There is nothing wrong with tentacles. It's just very over done. If you spent any time in the Lust ring or my world's Hell you would see exactly what I mean. Asmodeus produces way better toys than just some silly tentacles.

I'm already in bed. NOW I'm going to sleep. Just tell me how this not-dates goes later, preferably when it's not the middle of the night.

NOW GOODNIGHT.

[devilishkouhai]

[ THE HORROR OF THAT MESSAGE ---

TENTACLES ARE OVER RATED!?!?!?

Her out loud in her own home: ]


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!